Είναι βέβαιο ότι σήμερα με τις λίστες όλοι ψάχνονται για δικηγόρους. Παρόλο το γεγονός ότι τα ΝΟΜΙΚΑ ΝΕΑ δεν προάγουν συγκεκριμένα συμφέροντα οφείλουμε να υποδείξουμε τους 7 γνωστότερους δικηγόρους που θα μπορούσαν επάξια να βοηθήσουν το σύνολο των εμπλεκομένων. Τους αναφέρουμε κατά φθίνουσα σειρά στην αγγλική καθώς ο καλός δικηγόρος οφείλει να επιλέγεται μεταξύ των αγγλοσαξωνικών του magic circle:
No 7: Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law 
The main character of this 2001-2007 Comedy Central
TV series
by the same name was an ex-superhero turned attorney working for a law
firm. Harvey Birdman worked alongside other cartoon stars from 1960s
and 1970s Hanna-Barbera cartoon series.
Harvey Birdman’s clients in the series are also characters from classic Hanna-Barbera TV shows of the 1960s and 1970s.
The humor of the show was based on the fact that so many cartoon
heroes and characters were doing mundane tasks like filing lawsuits and
going to court. Because everyone knows filing lawsuits = nonstop funny.
Personally, I think it’s a good thing some lawyers don’t have
superpowers, because a lawyer who can argue for 10 hours straight AND
who has x-ray vision would be impossible to compete with.
No 6: Blue-haired lawyer on The Simpsons (aka the “Pasty-Faced Lawyer”).
This is a recurring character on
the Simpsons
who has represented numerous Simpsons characters, including Mr. Burns
and Bart Simpson. He has appeared both as a private practice attorney
and a District Attorney in various episodes.
According to WikiSimpsons, he “quite often makes good points and
sometimes wins over the judge” which can only mean one thing: the
Simpsons writers must owe their lawyer some money. Because we’re not
sure why the show decided to make its primary lawyer character so
ethical and law-abiding.
No 5: Steve Dallas, Bloom County comic strip.
Steve Dallas was a self-employed, unscrupulous lawyer and main figure in the
Bloom County comic strip which ran in U.S. newspapers throughout the 1980s.
Dallas primarily took on long-shot cases defending criminals and
accused murderers. But most of the story lines in Bloom County which
revolved around Dallas focused on his aggressive womanizing and
chauvinism. He was constantly hitting on the female characters who were
consistently repulsed by his put-on’s.
Oh, Dallas was also a chain-smoker just in case you didn’t get the fact that he was not to be trusted.
No 4: Harvey Dent, District Attorney in the Batman TV Series.
District Attorney Harvey Dent was a key character in the Batman TV
cartoon series which ran on Saturday morning TV during the 1980s. Dent
suffers from deep-seated psychological trauma resulting from years of
repressing anger. Dent also has an an evil alter ego which shows itself
whenever he loses his temper.
In
The Dark Knight, Richard Dent was played by
Aaron Eckhart, who portrayed Dent as a power-hungry, angry foe to Christian Bale’s Batman.
No 3: She-Hulk
She’s mean. She’s green. And she’s a lawyer. Don’t mess with her.
She-Hulk is a
Marvel Comics superhero
who actually served as a lawyer for other superheroes.We’re not sure
what that means but presumably it means defending against all the
lawsuits from angry car and property owners whose property was trashed
during epic battles on the streets of Gotham.
How is She-Hulk related to The Hulk? She-Hulk is the cousin of the
Incredible Hulk. Apparently the green skin and surly temper runs in the
family.
This must be the last Marvel comic character that hasn’t been remade
into a Hollywood summer blockbuster movie, so I imagine we can expect to
see She-Hulk starring Naomi Watts and Tobey Maguire some time soon.
No 2: Robin from Earth-Two
I bet you didn’t think the boy in tights was a lawyer, did you?
It turns out that at least one version of “Robin” of Batman and Robin
fame did more than just running around following Batman and wearing
extremely tight tights. In “Earth-Two,” an alternative version of the
Batman and Robin tale, the Boy Wonder was depicted as a lawyer.
He even had a law firm which had a name — Cranston, Grayson and
Wayne. With a name like that, it’s a wonder Robin never became Judge
Robin.
No 1: Lionel Hutz, The Simpsons.
Lionel Hutz has to come in first on this list,
hands down. This classic character, voiced by the late Phil Hartman, was
a mainstay on
early episodes of The Simpsons
before Hartman’s premature death. Hutz was a personification of every
lawyer stereotype – he was depicted as an unethical, ambulance-chasing,
storefront law firm-owning money hound. But it was all hilariously funny
so it was all OK.
Hutz’s law firm is called “I Can’t Believe It’s A Law Firm!” and is
located in a Springfield shopping mall. He was also known to use a phone
booth as an office.
Here’s a classic Hutz line which explains why he comes in #1:
“Well, he’s had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog…
Well, replace the word ‘kinda’ with ‘repeatedly’ and the word ‘dog’ with
‘son.’”
Did we miss any cartoon lawyers from this list? Please note any omissions in the comments below.
καλή τύχη λοιπόν και καλή επιλογή!
Η Angela Merkel κόρη δασκάλου και παπά, ετών 58, έλαχε να γίνει Καγκελάριος της Γερμανίας που κάνει τους σκεπτόμενους της εποχής να ανατριχιάζουν με τη σκέψη των φεμινιστικών επιγευγμάτων που ενσαρκώνει. Μας ήρθε σήμερα αλλά από τότε που τη συναπαντήσαμε νοιώσαμε τη γερμανική μπότα ξανά στη ζωή μας αν και χωρίς πόλεμο ή βία. Ο φασισμός άνθισε ξανά στα χειμαζόμενα κοινωνικά στρώματα, η βία βγήκε στους δρόμους, ο χρυσός πωλείται κατά τρόπο κατοχικό, τα στρατόπεδα συγκέντρωσης αλλοδαπών νομοθετούνται. 
Ολα αυτά ενώ η Angela συμβιβάζει τη SIEMENS, πωλεί γερμανικά προϊόντα και υπηρεσίες, στηρίζει γερμανικές εταιρίες και συμφέροντα, στεγάζει στο έδαφός της φιλογερμανούς καταζητούμενους και ούτω καθ'εξής. Η Angela δεν θα τιμωρηθεί ποτέ καθώς η θεωρία των κυβερνητικών πράξεων καλύπτει το σύνολο της δράσης της και των κρατικών αποφάσεων που προωθεί ιδίως μάλιστα στην περίπτωση που τσακίζει το δίκαιο του ανταγωνισμού ή των δημοσίων συμβάσεων. Φυσικά και δεν θα γίνουν διαγωνισμοί κατά τους κανόνες του κοινοτικού δικαίου για τα όσα θα αξιώσει να λάβει ως αντάλλαγμα για την πολιτική ή άλλη στήριξη που θα προσφέρει. 
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